Training Room
Fat man, fat man, look at you.
Sittin’ up there in your trainin’ room.
Double patty, double patty, biggie fries.
Chest pains, heart attack-and then you die.
One mile, two miles, OH-MY-GOD!
Pushin’ up daisies-under the sod.
Fat man, fat man, look at you.
Eatin’ like, eatin’ like, a pig on cue.