Sick Call Ranger
well he comes into work
at a five-thirty
you think he’s motivated
well he ain’t foolin’ me
chorus:
he sing a HI-O silver
and a YIPPY-KI-YAY
cause he’s a sick-call ranger
somethin’ new every day
first it was his foot
then it was his back
next thing you know
it’ gonna be a heart attack
CHORUS: 1X
you look to your left
you look to your right
you ain’t gonna find him
cause he ain’t fit to fight
CHORUS: 1X
at the T.M.C.
you’ll find him there
layin’ dead asleep
in the waitin’ room chair
CHORUS: 2X