Columbo
In eighteen hundred and ninety four,
in the streets of old Bigotti.
There lived a young Italian lad,
selling hot tomalies.
He said the world was round-o,
he said it could be found-o.
The hypothetical, navigatin’, son-of-a-b**ch (gun) Columbo.
The queen she gave him three tall ships,
they all were triple deckers.
The queen she waved her handkerchief,
Columbo waved his pecker (hand)
He said the the world was round-o,
he said it could be found-o.
That hypothetical, navigatin’, son-of-a-b**ch (gun) Columbo.
His first mate was a cabin boy,
a dirty little nipper.
They lined his bunk with broken glass,
and circumcised the skipper.
He said the world was round-o,
he said it could be found-o.
That hypothetical, navigatin’, son-of-a-b**ch (gun) Columbo.