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Airborne Stranger

(to the tune of “I hear the choppers coming”)

I’ll tell you a story

It’s true I swear

About an Airborne Ranger

Who wore ladies’ underwear

Airboooooorne

Strangeeeeeeer

They gave him a mission

They said he must not fail

He landed in the drop zone

And he stopped to do his nails

He put on silk panties

And he put on his brassier

He crept up on the commies

And he took them from the rear

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