Airborne Stranger
(to the tune of “I hear the choppers coming”)
I’ll tell you a story
It’s true I swear
About an Airborne Ranger
Who wore ladies’ underwear
Airboooooorne
Strangeeeeeeer
They gave him a mission
They said he must not fail
He landed in the drop zone
And he stopped to do his nails
He put on silk panties
And he put on his brassier
He crept up on the commies
And he took them from the rear